Fifty Sheds of Grey: A Parody: Erotica for the not

''Hurt me!'' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over the workbench. ''Very well,'' I replied, ''You''ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.'' Colin Grey''s life was happy and simple until the day everything changed - the day his wife read THAT book. Suddenly, he was thrust head-first into a dark, illicit world of pleasure and pain. This is the story of one man''s struggle against a tide of tempestuous, erotic desire and of the greatest love of all: the love between a man and his shed. WARNING: This book contains graphic shed-based images. Please don''t look if you are easily offended. Follow the phenomenon @50ShedsofGrey